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yuukilust: Slytherins have more fun ~ Reblog and DM me if you want an extra pic ;d Thanks for sending your hot Slytherin tease over, yuukilust! [Submit your sexiest cosplay here!]
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cryptovolans:Preorders are now open for hogwarts house tights!!! ำ + shipping, get em here!✧HUFFLEPUFF✧RAVENCLAW✧SLYTHERIN✧GRYFFINDORmore info about the tights:Stretchy 80% nylon, 20% spandex microfiber material, machine washable! Comes in 1
aiffe-deactivated98987435987: platoapproved: partybasilisk: platypusinplaid:These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever I mean…generosity actually makes a ton of sense for Slytherins? Most of the time when I give gifts
punkfaery: punkfaery: punkfaery: punkfaery: punkfaery: punkfaery: i’ve put on the first harry potter movie to keep me company while i draw, and can i just say: the way that harry+co immediately jump to suspecting snape of Nefarious Evildoings simply
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: urbancatfitters: everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian,
slytherin-headcanons: 518. Slytherin prefects more like “I’ll pretend I didn’t see you breaking the rules if you give me three chocolate frogs and a sugar quill”
incorrect-house-quotes:slytherin: hey, what time is it?gryffindor: no idea. pass me that recorder and i’ll find out. [slytherin hands gryffindor the recorder and gryffindor plays it loudly]ravenclaw: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 AMgryffindor:
majorsarcasm19: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: #me You all realize this is us in about 20 years.
oooh-those-eyebrows: majorsarcasm19: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: #me You all realize this is us in about 20 years. Bagsy being the person in the Dobby costume!
deadlightsgirl: me-lunas: good. I just stared at this for like ten minutes
shitslytherinssay: Shit Slytherins Say: #195 Slytherin: So let me get this straight… Gryffindor offered you money to spy on me? Hufflepuff: Yes. Slytherin: Did you take it? Hufflepuff: What? No! Slytherin: Shame, we could’ve split it between us. Think
slytherin95: Because Classydopplereffect asked me for it
Nothing wrong with a little house rivalryVikrolomen belongs to me / Vincialem belongs to mazokhist
emmablackery: prettyclavicles: deanisanactualprincess: A Slytherin Speaks by emmablackery im not even a slytherin, im a ravenclaw, but i can’t tell you how much i hate house sterotypses Don’t get me wrong, I love Harry Potter, but this is
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: moriarty: moriarty: please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return The fact that I laughed at all
the-absolute-funniest-posts: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: #me You all realize this is us in about 20 years.
its-hp-bitch: actualhomosexualalbusdumbledore: severusdefender: severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad. *Slytherins remain silent*
pretty aries princess that's me xo
slytherin-hunter: buT GUYS, TELL ME THiS DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A MAN GOING TO KISS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE AFTER ADMMITING HIS ETERNAL LOVE.T E L L M E. I DARE YOU.
slytherin-larrie: get to know me meme [15/~] favourite characters — draco malfoy from the harry potter series
weirdella: wildcosmia: A Slytherin Speaks by emmablackery THIS
princessofthedeadsheep: queer-feeri: bromazepam: Circa 1968 Aloisia Rucellai evening bag, gold and platinum, translucent enamel, diamonds, and rubies. all I can think is Slytherin #dont even fucking try to tell me thats not slytherin #some slyherin
people on my dash were talking about pottermore so I made a new account to take the sorting hat quiz again and I was placed in Slytherin just like last time bless
clockworks-and-spells: Give me the Slytherins whose ambitions are simply to run their own butterbeer cafes, or to find new cures for magical ailments Give me the Slytherins that valued the power they found in their own sense of self, over holding power
improbablenormality: emmablackery: prettyclavicles: deanisanactualprincess: A Slytherin Speaks by emmablackery im not even a slytherin, im a ravenclaw, but i can’t tell you how much i hate house sterotypses Don’t get me wrong, I love Harry
slytherin-seductress: fitness-is-fit-for-me: follow for fitness :) I’m in endless love with this picture.
things about Slytherins #68
Ok so I’ve established that I need more Harry Potter/Van Gogh tattoos but I’ve also just now realized I should honor my House too. So now I just need to incorporate Van Gogh and Slytherin somehow so if you have ideas pls pls pls tell me
accioknickers: majorsarcasm19: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: #me You all realize this is us in about 20 years. this is me now
cheers-for-all: Me: What’s your house? Person: Oh, I’m a Slytherin Me: No, that isn’t what I meant Person: What Me, wearing a Capulet shirt: Do you quarrel sir
slytherin-stud: I still like my butt in this one Me too ;-)
slytherin-sadist-angel: owlishnaiad: Sometimes infomercials make me question the fate of humanity. Other times they just make me laugh hysterically. the captions
the-absolute-funniest-posts: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: #me You all realize this is us in about 20 years. This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
slytherin-in-the-tardis: well fuck me sideways and call me phillip i really fucking love this show
wearethemidnightones: regulus-blacks-locket: umbrellasarecool: khal-blaine: merrinator: Things I will forever be upset about: 1. I don’t know what my Patronus is 2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me 3. I don’t know what I’d
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petrichorlore: tenyeardrunks: #slytherins aren’t evil #slytherins are self-serving #slytherins are loyal to what is THEIRS and theirs alone #if the fact that narcissa malfoy #a slytherin #will LIE to the dark lord about his greatest foe being
harmlesslittlefuck: sin-url: WFGCHSAGBJCVUDSGBKSDUAHVUSDAYHFVHNXZCJGVJBDSJFKZJXBHVJSDGFVNSDGBXCNVJKHFX,GDHBVKSD me fui al Re carajo xDDDDDDDDDDDDDd CSM XDDDDDDD
slytherins-slither: Slytherin: Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?Ravenclaw: I really don’t.Slytherin: That’s the spirit.Ravenclaw: Never talk to me again.
ssrpg-aesthetics: Slytherin girls {classic, demure, devilish}
Cuando eres de Gryffindor y te enamoras de un Slytherin:
slytherin-stud: No one has ever purchased anything on my wishlist, and that makes me sad :(
slytherin-stud: This is definitely one of the most provocative photos I’ve ever posted. I bought this for myself off my wishlist a couple weeks ago, and I love it! Someone please be a peach and purchase me the black and white versions as well! Or really
behind-my-empty-eyes: I am conducting a scientific study on what houses people are in. Reblog this post if you are proud to be a Ravenclaw. (Gryffindors reblog this, Hufflepuffs reblog this, and Slytherins reblog this)